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I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other pperson said … Continue reading →

The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. Hyperactivity – this is definitely not a good sign, … Continue reading →

A guy walked into his friend’s office. He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. “Hey, what’s up with you?”, he asked. “Oh, its my wife,” replied the man sadly. “She’s hired a new secretary for me.” … Continue reading →

There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine. Four and eight makes 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is a ruler. The Queen Elizabeth was a ship. Ships sail in the sea. Dosage … Continue reading →

The beatings will continue until morale improves. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. We waste time, so you don’t have to. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! Go the extra mile. It … Continue reading →

Generally, this will not be a concern until you are promoted to an executive position. But once you’ve created the illusion that you serve even the slightest purpose at your place of “business,” there’s no telling how far you’ll go. … Continue reading →

We build great products when we feel like it and don’t have any reason to call in sick. If at first you don’t succeed, try management. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself. The beatings will continue … Continue reading →

My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a while she got a generous raise. The day she found out about it, her husband picked her up from work, and they stopped for ice cream. As … Continue reading →

Boss: Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock, knock. Employee: Who’s there? Consult the spesuper generic cialis continue reading addresst and restart your romantic life. There are set of men who do … Continue reading →

Once I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My position had been reclassified to fall into a new area outside of the I/S staff. One day, my new supervisor entered the … Continue reading →