Tag Archives: Career

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels, some climbing up, some fooling around and some simply just idling… The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling … Continue reading →

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.” Mujibar said, “I am ready.” The Manager said, … Continue reading →

Just in case you ever got these two mixed up, This should make things a bit more clear. IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK you spend the majority of your time … Continue reading →

Here’s hoping there is no one like this at your workplace. Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. It ensures continuous … Continue reading →

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, “You are all part of our team now,” said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the … Continue reading →

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, … Continue reading →

A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, “Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase?” Maria: “Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an … Continue reading →

The Top 12 Indicators The Economy Is Bad 12. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. 11. You got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 10. You go to buy a toaster oven and they gave you a bank. 9. … Continue reading →

To ensure that you have a good time on your trip to Australia, your team members have planned and developed a special itinerary to fill the time during your leisure hours. Agenda follows: Day 1: The “10 Deadliest Snakes” Fall … Continue reading →