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Tips from Employees

Tips from Employees to Their Managers Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4pm and then bring it in to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. If its a rush job, run in and interrupt … Continue reading

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Personal Question

A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young woman in a pub and said: “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” “Yes I do,” replied the beautiful young woman, “But go ahead, as … Continue reading

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When I…

When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don’t do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy. When I do it … Continue reading

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Fishing Trip

A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, “I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Please pack my clothes, my fishing … Continue reading

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Reassignment

As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah. The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and handed him her orders. Men get nichestlouis.com purchase … Continue reading

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Application

Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon … Continue reading

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The Servant and the Mistress

A rich couple was going out for the evening. The lady of the house decided to give the butler, Throckmorton, the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his evening. As it … Continue reading

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Manager

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?” Against weakness medications are extremely helpful in giving relief from generic sildenafil india … Continue reading

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Appraised At Current Value

As taken from the personnel files of employees in a large US corporation: “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom..and.. has started to dig.” “His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.” “I … Continue reading

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