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After trying to for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled, “GET THIS ROOM CLEAN NOW, BEFORE I HAVE A COW!!!” My youngest The primary reason for this is atherosclerosis (i.e. fatty cholesterol … Continue reading →

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a small boy tying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the doorbell is just out of his reach. After watching the boy’s efforts … Continue reading →

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions’ cage and asks them their names and what they’re up to. The first boy says, “My name’s Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions.” Precautions to Take … Continue reading →

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter’s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in … Continue reading →

A well-dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, “Sir, can you tell me the time?” The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large … Continue reading →

A little girl says, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.” Trying to be funny, the daddy says “Honey, you do have a sister. You just don’t see her because when you are coming in the front door, she … Continue reading →

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work, and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker’s four-year-old boy stared at the man sitting across from him. The little fella hardly ate … Continue reading →

The other day my five year old grandson was lounging on my lap. Him: “Poppop, you have hair in your nose.” Me: “Everybody has hair in their nose.” Him: “But you have a lot of hair in your nose.” General … Continue reading →

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“Mummy, Mummy!” called Little Johnny one day. “Do you know the beautiful vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” “Yes”, said his mother. “What about it?” It helps in improving focus in academics as … Continue reading →