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Three little boys were walking down the street when they passed a mansion with two sports cars parked out front. The first little boy said, “Man, I wish I was made of silver!” His friends asked him, “Why?” He replied, … Continue reading →

My friend asked our grandson when he would turn 6. He replied, “When I’m tired of being 5.” Seeing her first hailstorm, Mary Sue, age 3, exclaimed, “Mommy, it’s raining dumplings!” This is because depression will not only cialis on … Continue reading →

There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells “There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE … Continue reading →

“Never trust a dog to watch your food.” – Patrick, age 10 “When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ Don’t answer.” – Hannah, age 9 “Never tell your Mom her diet’s not working.” – Michael, … Continue reading →

The girl came running in tears to her father. “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” she cried. “I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad. “You told me to put my money in that big bank, … Continue reading →

OK, here’s my situation. My Mummy has had me for almost 7 months. The first few months were great. I cried, she picked me up and fed me, anytime, day or night. Then something happened. Over the last few weeks, … Continue reading →

After trying to for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled, “GET THIS ROOM CLEAN NOW, BEFORE I HAVE A COW!!!” What was regarded only as an occupational hazard canada in levitra for … Continue reading →