Tag Archives: Children

What $2 Can Buy

Posted on January 19, 2013 by Ron

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?” “A box of Tampax,” he replied without … Continue reading →

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Political Correctness

Posted on January 19, 2013 by Ron

I think the political correctness is getting ridiculous. Today I overheard a little boy say However, order viagra cheap even the most natural treatment of all is that these drugs don’t have a lasting erection. Some of the Risk Factors … Continue reading →

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Tea For Two

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Ron

Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea. The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch. If a person is cheap viagra … Continue reading →

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Counting Sheep

Posted on January 17, 2013 by Ron

Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town. Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her grandmother told her about counting sheep to fall asleep. The 8-year-old thought that was … Continue reading →

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Dinosaur Plumbing

Posted on January 17, 2013 by Ron

Because I couldn’t unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber. Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged to my five-year-old son. I painstakingly got … Continue reading →

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He didn’t kick too much

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Ron

A few days ago my daughter, who is expecting her third child, was telling the other two children that this baby is kicking alot. She further explained that when she had the first one, Mikey, he didn’t kick too much. … Continue reading →

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College Cure

Posted on January 11, 2013 by Ron

Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other, “Your son go back to college yet?” “Two days ago.” “Mine’s a senior this year, so it’s almost over. In May, he’ll … Continue reading →

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Feeding the Baby

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Ron

A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant. His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband staring into … Continue reading →

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Little Bobby

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Ron

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful. His grandmother … Continue reading →

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Pizza Coupon

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Ron

Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza, and the coupon. Exercise generic tadalafil no prescription also improves blood flow to your penile … Continue reading →

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