Tag Archives: Children

Child Rearing

Posted on December 8, 2012 by Ron

Child Rearing FAQ Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: How will … Continue reading →

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Clubbing

Posted on May 24, 2009 by Ron

One evening, two girlfriends and I went to a nightclub, only to find the place packed with young people. At 40, we felt old, but before we could make a dignified exit, a tall, handsome man approached us. “Perhaps we … Continue reading →

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Important

Posted on May 24, 2009 by Ron

My niece’s class assignment was to interview a senior citizen about his or her life, so she asked me, “What was the biggest historical event that happened during your childhood?” The active ingredient of Kamagra is Sildenafil citrate and it … Continue reading →

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Cats And Teenagers

Posted on February 21, 2009 by Ron

For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: 1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. … Continue reading →

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Mom’s Train-ing Session

Posted on January 31, 1997 by Ron

One day, a mother working in her kitchen hears her son playing with his electric trains in the living room. She hears the train stop and her son says, “All you jerks who want off, get the heck off now … Continue reading →

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