Tag Archives: College

College Paper

Posted on September 9, 2013 by Ron

How to write a College Paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 3. Walk down to the … Continue reading →

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A Dollar Per Point

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Ron

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. … Continue reading →

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Value of Degrees

Posted on April 7, 2013 by Ron

The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” Physical causes of Impotence Diabetes, thyroid dysfunction, testicular atrophy secondary to Cirrhosis or Hemachromatosis, autonomic neuropathy of diabetes, … Continue reading →

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Noisy Neighbors

Posted on February 26, 2013 by Ron

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit … Continue reading →

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Experience is Everything

Posted on February 9, 2013 by Ron

A couple of college students met in a night club one night and danced the night away. They hit it off pretty well, and soon the guy suggested they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity. Well, it wasn’t … Continue reading →

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CTC

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Ron

Classmates at college were lamenting the cost of long distance phone service and debating the relative advantages of AT&T, MCI, and Sprint. “I’ve found CTC to be the cheapest plan around,” offered one. It relieves you tadalafil 20mg from fatigue … Continue reading →

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College Cure

Posted on January 11, 2013 by Ron

Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other, “Your son go back to college yet?” “Two days ago.” “Mine’s a senior this year, so it’s almost over. In May, he’ll … Continue reading →

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