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Never squat with yer spurs on. There are two theories to arguin’ with a woman; neither one works. Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger’n you think. If you … Continue reading →

1. Don’t squat with your spurs on. 2. Don’t interfere with something that ain’t bothering you none. 3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. 4. Always drink upstream from the herd. … Continue reading →

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,” said the first. “He’s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.” “Not Tex,” the second cowboy … Continue reading →

An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. “Yumti-Bi,” he said, “you must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army … Continue reading →

Once there was a farmer who a farmer who couldn’t distinguish between his two horses. Since he didn’t know what to do he asked his neighbor for an advice. “Why don’t you trim the tail of one of the horses,” … Continue reading →