Tag Archives: Death

Death Notice

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Ron

When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, “You … Continue reading →

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24 Hours to Live

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Ron

Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife Carol that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to be intimate. Of course she agreed. Six hours … Continue reading →

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Eulogy

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Ron

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he … Continue reading →

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Digital legacy

Posted on April 29, 2013 by Ron

Designing your digital legacy We lead rich virtual lives on social networking sites like Google+, Facebook, and Twitter. So what happens when real life catches up, and our flesh-and-blood This gave them a clear hint that commander levitra Micheal was … Continue reading →

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If Only You Had Looked

Posted on April 6, 2013 by Ron

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful,” says the first man. “How does it feel to freeze to … Continue reading →

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Gallagher’s Obituary

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Ron

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney. “Did you see the paper?” asked Gallagher. That viagra canada pharmacy is why the symptoms … Continue reading →

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Your Time is Not Yet Up

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Ron

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, … Continue reading →

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A Deep Rooted Delusion

Posted on February 5, 2013 by Ron

Perhaps you’ve heard of the man who thought he was dead? In reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist spent many laborious … Continue reading →

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Mr. Smith is Dead

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Ron

A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm’s senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. “Is Mr. Smith there?”, asked the client on the phone. “I’m very sorry, but Mr. Smith passed away last night,” the receptionist … Continue reading →

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Beethoven’s Grave

Posted on January 17, 2013 by Ron

A daring vacationer in Vienna is walking through a graveyard when all of a sudden she hears music. No one is around, so she starts looking to see where it’s coming from. She finally locates the source and finds it … Continue reading →

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