Tag Archives: Death

Don’t Touch Me

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Ron

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me”. “Why not”, he asks. She answers back, “Because I’m dead”. The husband … Continue reading →

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Last Will and Testament

Posted on December 26, 2012 by Ron

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack’s Last Will and Testament: “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars. “To my son Barry, I … Continue reading →

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Final Requests

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Ron

A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered all over Bloomingdales. “Why … Continue reading →

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Man and Wife

Posted on December 3, 2012 by Ron

A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in Benefits of Taking Drivers Ed Online in Texas For most people, the major benefit … Continue reading →

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