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Definitions from The Broken Dictionary

Posted on January 31, 2015 by Ron

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Adminisphere: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems … Continue reading →

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An American in England

Posted on January 11, 2013 by Ron

An American visiting in England asked at the hotel for the elevator. The portiere looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted. “You must mean the lift,” he said. “No,” the American responded. “If I … Continue reading →

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The Meaning of Service

Posted on December 14, 2012 by Ron

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word “service.” “It’s the act of doing things for other people.” Then I heard these terms which reference the word service: Internal Revenue … Continue reading →

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12 Letters

Posted on December 13, 2012 by Ron

12 Letters That Didn’t Make the Alphabet You know the alphabet. It’s one of the first things you’re taught in school. But did you know that they’re You sildenafil online india do not face any relationship issue until your love-lifegoes … Continue reading →

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Persuasive Words

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Ron

The Five Most Persuasive Words in the English Language When it comes to assembling persuasive copy, like any other construction job, you need to rely on your skills, experience, and toolbox. Value the person more than the generic soft cialis … Continue reading →

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Corporate Structure

Posted on December 11, 2012 by Ron

Chairman Of The Board – Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding locomotive; faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to God. President – Leaps short buildings in a single bound. … Continue reading →

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PMS Stands For

Posted on December 10, 2012 by Ron

Thirteen Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets It is whole body acidity with the medical name as … Continue reading →

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