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Colonial Break

A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing.  While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist. He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in … Continue reading

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Dr. Epstein

Dr. Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan, where he quickly rose to the top of his field. Soon he was invited to deliver a … Continue reading

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The Psychiatrist and Proctologist

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.” The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors … Continue reading

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What It Means

Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by. She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn’t home, because he was performing an appendectomy. cheap order viagra Be sure to take … Continue reading

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Long Life

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll … Continue reading

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Diagnosis Obvious

A guy went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee, then I’m a wigwam, then I’m a teepee, and then I’m a wigwam. There is this amazing product in the … Continue reading

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Doctor Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar. Don’t worry you’ll soon change! Doctor, Doctor, you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well. That’s quite enough … Continue reading

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Fighting Mood

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did Kamagra Oral Jelly ought to never be utilized with nitrates, beta -blockers and oral hypoglycemic operators. bananaleaf.com.ph discounts on viagra … Continue reading

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Expensive Operation

A woman was having a medical problem – her husband’s snoring. So she called the doctor one morning and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering.” “Well, there is one operation I can perform … Continue reading

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Too much analysis

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