Tag Archives: Education

Our 15-year-old daughter, Melanie, had to write a report for school about World War II, specifically D-Day and the invasion of Normandy. “Isn’t there a movie about that?” she Yet, there are still anti ED medicines that are able to … Continue reading →

Max, a terrible student, reported for his final exam which consisted of yes/no answers. He took his seat in the hall, stared at the questions and took a quarter out of his pocket. He then started tossing the coin and … Continue reading →

The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history test. Watch the spelling! Some of the best humor is in the mispelling. Even funnier read aloud to someone else! Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all … Continue reading →

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his … Continue reading →

You Are Different and That’s Bad The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables Dad’s New Wife Robert Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking Curious George … Continue reading →

A friend of mine was visiting a college, which had those security call boxes every few hundred feet. If you were wandering around the campus at night and felt uneasy about somebody following you, for instance, you could hit the … Continue reading →

An English professor announced to the class; “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross You would not think of building a house without a blueprint, so why would you consider living your life without … Continue reading →

These are real notes written from parents in a Mississippi School District. (Spellings have been left intact.) My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She … Continue reading →

During a test I was administering, I noticed that one of my married students, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side. Before she left, I asked her, “Are you okay? I noticed you were holding onto your side.” “Oh, … Continue reading →