Tag Archives: Engineers

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At the end of a job interview, the head of human resources asked the young engineer out of MIT, “What starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer decides to shoot for the moon, “I’m thinking of 125K a year … Continue reading →

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were … Continue reading →

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this … Continue reading →

If these remind you of yourself, it’s a good bet you are an engineer. At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string. In college you thought Spring Break … Continue reading →