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A man was walking down a beach and saw a bottle floating in the surf. He thought to himself, “Oh, message in a bottle.” He took out the cork and out popped a genie. The genie said, “Thank you for … Continue reading →

There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church, and looked to be perfect Christians. Then, their pastor retired, and a new one … Continue reading →

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. “Henry,” she said, “I’ve just received a letter from mother saying she isn’t accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we do not … Continue reading →

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,” he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve … Continue reading →

‘What’s your father’s occupation?’ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. ‘He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,’ said the new boy. ‘How interesting. What’s his favourite trick?’ When Vata gets imbalanced it imbalances its 5 subtypes … Continue reading →