Tag Archives: Gender

Computers and Women

Posted on July 28, 2016 by Ron

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER.!!! WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do anything right, but you can’t live without her. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly … Continue reading →

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Cuff Links

Posted on January 31, 2014 by Ron

The computer company, where my wife works, distributed a corporate-clothing catalogue that included a pair of cuff links. One was inscribed Ctrl (Control) and the other Esc (Escape), just as they look You may be an elite athlete or a … Continue reading →

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The Moment Of Truth

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions. “There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor,” he began,” … Continue reading →

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X-Perspective

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

Sometimes a couple years’ perspective changes everything. After I broke up with my ex two year ago, I was convinced that she was crazy and a spawn of the lower pits of hell. I bumped into her on the street … Continue reading →

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New Haircut

Posted on January 10, 2014 by Ron

Women’s version: Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking? Woman2: Oh God no! No, it’s … Continue reading →

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The Power of Woman

Posted on January 4, 2014 by Ron

There were 11 people – ten men and one woman – hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn’t, the rope would break and everyone … Continue reading →

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The Man’s Rules

Posted on September 3, 2013 by Ron

So it’s about time we laid down some rules. These are our rules! Please note, these are all numbered “1” on purpose! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If … Continue reading →

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Because I Am a Man

Posted on August 13, 2013 by Ron

Because I’m a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the AAA is not an option. I will win. Because I’m a man, when … Continue reading →

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Upgrade Issues

Posted on August 9, 2013 by Ron

A colleague of mine has been experiencing significant system problems. Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he’d used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the only solution … Continue reading →

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Being A Guy

Posted on August 4, 2013 by Ron

Why It’s Great to Be A Guy (Is it?) Phone conversations last 30 seconds. You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. Bathroom lines are 80% shorter. You can open all your … Continue reading →

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