Tag Archives: Gender

Michael, who had problems with premature ejaculation, went to a sex shop for a remedy. The clerk handed him a little yellow can and said, “This is Stay-Hard Spray; put on a little and you can go all night!” Delighted, … Continue reading →

Three Women Spice Up Their Relationship I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20 plus years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to … Continue reading →

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect … Continue reading →

Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offered to take his wife shopping for a new dress.  He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she … Continue reading →

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum. Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday … Continue reading →

Why computers should be considered masculine: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, … Continue reading →

NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a pint, they will affectionately refer to each other … Continue reading →

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at … Continue reading →

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. Following is a handy guide that should be as … Continue reading →

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend’s new telephone number, I dialed him — and got a woman. “Is Mike there?” I asked. “He’s in the shower,” she responded. “Please tell him his girlfriend called,” I said and hung up. … Continue reading →