Tag Archives: Holidays

Happy New Year!

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Ron

Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I would taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on … Continue reading →

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Christmas Parrot

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said, “Cute parrot, does he talk?” The guy with the parrot says, “It’s a Christmas Parrot. He … Continue reading →

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A Kitty’s Christmas

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring, Not even a mouse. ‘Cuzz the cat had pounced on him And tore him apart – Ate his mouse intestines And chewed up little heart. … Continue reading →

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Want A Day Off Work?

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per … Continue reading →

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A Special Post-Holiday Lament

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Ron

‘Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house, nothing would fit me, not even a blouse; The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d tasted, at the holiday parties had gone to my waist; When I got on the … Continue reading →

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Changes at the North Pole Organization

Posted on December 24, 2013 by Ron

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole. Streamlining is … Continue reading →

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Web Addiction Holiday

Posted on January 9, 2013 by Ron

Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along! (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”) Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’, From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’, I’m happy — although My boss let me go — Happily addicted to the Web. All night … Continue reading →

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The 12 Bugs of Christmas

Posted on December 25, 2012 by Ron

Too many of us have had to deal with software problems and support like this! The 12 Bugs of Christmas – A Software Developers’ Version 1. For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me: See if they … Continue reading →

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The REAL Night Before Christmas

Posted on December 24, 2012 by Ron

The REAL Night Before Christmas (By Parents) ‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse Instructions were studied and we were inspired, in hopes we could manage “Some … Continue reading →

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Three Wise Women

Posted on December 22, 2012 by Ron

Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men? They would However, Kamdeepak capsule is the best herbal pill to improve testosterone and levitra viagra cialis boost muscle strength and … Continue reading →

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