Tag Archives: Holidays

Why did the skeleton go to hospital? To have his ghoul stones removed! How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones! What do boney people use to get into their homes? … Continue reading →

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam.” The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, “Not big enough.” She brings out a bigger one. He … Continue reading →