Tag Archives: Interviews

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that I … Continue reading →

Darla had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. “Pretty good, I think,” replied Darla, “but if I go to work there I won’t get a vacation until I’m married.” Impotence … Continue reading →

Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I’d like to get away from all that. Jesse James: I can list among my experiences and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of … Continue reading →

A woman desperately seeking a good housekeeper interviewed a husky girl who recently came from Lapland. The dialogue was as follows: “Can you do fancy cooking?” “NO.” “Plain cooking?” “NO.” “Can you sew?” Booster capsules and Mast Mood oil are … Continue reading →