Tag Archives: Justice

A Woman’s Logic

Posted on August 31, 2013 by Ron

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort near a national park. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided … Continue reading →

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Murphy’s Laws for Law Enforcement

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Ron

New uniforms and ties attract catsup and gravy stains. Court will be scheduled in the middle of your days off. Hot calls will only come over the air 10 minutes before the end of your shift. You will never get … Continue reading →

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Woman on the Bus

Posted on August 10, 2013 by Ron

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man … Continue reading →

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Yes, Officer

Posted on August 6, 2013 by Ron

A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her to the side of the road. She didn’t have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her … Continue reading →

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I Will Testify To That

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Ron

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, “Okay, I’m ready to hear … Continue reading →

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The Cow

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Ron

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t – the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary … Continue reading →

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Drunk Driver Excuses

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Ron

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I … Continue reading →

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A Whipping

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Ron

An Englishman, a German and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in … Continue reading →

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Car Thief

Posted on July 8, 2013 by Ron

Someone stole my car last night. But before I called the police I had During your sessions of couple counseling San Francisco you can get Kamagra in different flavors for ex banana, strawberry, orange, apple, vanilla, mint etc. levitra side … Continue reading →

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Speeding Heisenberg

Posted on July 4, 2013 by Ron

Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A cop pulls him over. He asks, “Son, do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?” The Brazilians are sure of the http://www.solboards.com/contact-us/ levitra properien magical roots. They may also … Continue reading →

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