Tag Archives: Justice

Prosecution

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Ron

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial–a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I’ve … Continue reading →

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Crime Lord

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Ron

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Don’t Remember

Posted on June 17, 2009 by Ron

An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. “Well,” says the old fellow, “I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning … Continue reading →

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Her Day In Court

Posted on March 31, 2009 by Ron

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: What is your age? LITTLE OLD WOMAN: I am 86 years old. DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on April 1st this year? LITTLE OLD WOMAN: There I was, sitting … Continue reading →

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Laws

Posted on November 15, 2008 by Ron

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The Punishment Should Fit The Nut

Posted on November 15, 2008 by Ron

A Texas prosecutor is defending his aggressive handling of the case against a man who was sentenced to 16 years in prison for stealing a candy car. Smith County District Attorney Jack Skeen tells The Dallas Morning News he bumped … Continue reading →

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Too Dumb For Words

Posted on August 3, 2008 by Ron

R.C. Gaitlin, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car computer equipment to children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how the system worked, the officers asked him for a piece of However, it … Continue reading →

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The Sewer Suer

Posted on January 25, 2007 by Ron

A man walking along a city street falls through an open sewer hole and breaks his leg. He hires a famous attorney, brings suit against the city for $2,000 and wins the case. The city appeals the case to the … Continue reading →

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Just Cloning Around…

Posted on January 31, 1993 by Ron

Once there was a mad scientist who worked by himself in his laboratory. He was so lonely that one day, he decided to clone himself. Everything worked perfectly, except that the clone had a very foul mouth. The scientist worked … Continue reading →

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Lawyers’ Lucky Break

Posted on January 31, 1987 by Ron

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