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Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen … Continue reading →

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three R’s: Respect for self Respect for others and Responsibility for all your actions. 4. Remember … Continue reading →

When the elevator doors close, exclaim loudly “Don’t be alarmed folks, the doors will open again shortly”. Press all of the buttons in the elevator when you get out – especially when other people are still in it. Introduce your … Continue reading →

Try everything twice. On one woman’s tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: “Tried everything twice. Loved it both times!” Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!) … Continue reading →

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing … Continue reading →

1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner… as well as in the morning, without clothes, before breakfast, because it’s nice to see how much weight you’ve lost overnight. 2. Never weigh yourself with wet hair. 3. When weighing, remove … Continue reading →

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day. One remarked to the other, “Windy, ain’t it?” Your price for viagra 100mg body produces estrogen with the ovaries and a few other organs. On … Continue reading →

AND NOW: The explanation that you have ALL been waiting for: Life On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks … Continue reading →

We tip our hats to the “Baby Boomers” First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes. … Continue reading →

At work, my dad noticed that the name of an employee was the same as an old friend. He found the man’s e-mail addy and sent him a message. When Dad received a reply, he was insulted and fired back … Continue reading →