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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re … Continue reading →

All I Need To Know About Birthdays, I Learned From My Cat! Be finicky – they’ll try harder to please you. Give attitude – get attention. If you don’t like your presents, SULK. If you get bored at your party … Continue reading →

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a … Continue reading →

Top 10 ways to brighten your day by annoying others. Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Practice making fax and modem … Continue reading →

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they … Continue reading →

Here are the reasons I’d Like to thank Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, and my local grocer for having 25 checkout lanes and only three open at any given time. Waiting in long lines keeps my domestic brain from going completely idle … Continue reading →

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don’t know. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control … Continue reading →

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Things to Say to Ruin a Date There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date… I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use … Continue reading →

Bachelor cooking is a matter of attitude. If you think of it as setting fire to things and making a mess, it’s fun. However, it’s not so great if Patient support groups are another option where you can speak with … Continue reading →