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Tag Archives: Life
Phoenix
How not to become a member of senior management: During a meeting, our bosses held a contest to name a new project. As members of the management team read through the entries, our CEO picked one out and asked, “Who … Continue reading
Sorry, Wrong Number
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 555-1111?” “No, this is 555-1112.” Jeff replied. These include lower blood pressure levels, irregularities in subjects’ hearts and … Continue reading
How Old Are You?
An older woman was sitting on a bench in the park reading her newspaper when she was interrupted by an elderly man who said, “I’ll bet you can’t guess how old I am.” She looked up and said, “Take off … Continue reading
Retirement Party
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell … Continue reading
Safety First!
A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film’s depiction of gory industrial accidents was If … Continue reading
Sick Day
Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus. One evening my brother came home exhausted from a long day at work. Meds4world store provides complete information about Erectile dysfunction, its treatment with … Continue reading
Texas
At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas. After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man. “Say, is this really a healthy place?” “It sure is,” the man replied. Remember, how following healthy … Continue reading
Dress Code
Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette. One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt … Continue reading
Gifts For Men
Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems. Rule #1: When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he … Continue reading
Tough Life
A guy has one arm and decides he doesn’t want to go on with life, not being able to do the things other guys can do with two arms. So, he goes up to the 20th story of a building … Continue reading