Tag Archives: Marriage

The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error. … Continue reading →

Sam and Molly went for a divorce. The judge looked down at them. “How old are you?” he asked. “Ninety-six,” replied Sam, “and I’m in the pink, the pink!” “Ninety-two,” said Molly, “and I feel like sixty, judge!” “And you … Continue reading →

An eighty-five-year-old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly as a result of her interest in health food and exercise. When they reached the Pearly … Continue reading →

An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things.” One of … Continue reading →

One day a man decide he would buy a bra for his wife. He went to the Department Store. A sales clerk asked if she could help him. He said that he would like to buy a bra for his … Continue reading →

It seems that a young couple had just gotten married and spent their wedding night with the young mans parents. In the morning the mother got up and prepared a lovely breakfast, went to the bottom of the stairs and … Continue reading →

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They … Continue reading →

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for … Continue reading →

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for a while. One asked how the other’s husband was doing. “Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for … Continue reading →

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!” … Continue reading →