Tag Archives: Marriage

After years of hiding the fact that the love is gone, Mom and Dad announced to their grown children that they’re getting a divorce. The kids were totally distraught and, as a stab at keeping their parents together, arranged a … Continue reading →

A husband asks his wife, “If I should die first would you marry again?” “I would be heart-broken, of course,” was her reply, “but I think eventually I would remarry.” “But you wouldn’t bring him here to our house?” “Why … Continue reading →

He didn’t like the casserole And he didn’t like my cake. My biscuits were too hard, Not like his mother used to make. I didn’t perk the coffee right He didn’t like the stew. They cialis low cost take orders … Continue reading →

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things.” “Well,” … Continue reading →

My wife and I just celebrated our tenth anniversary and the way I see it, it’s six years for her, three for me, and one year was a draw. You kind of get the feeling your girlfriend has been keeping … Continue reading →

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “How many women have you slept with?” “Darling, ” he protested, “if I told you, you’d … Continue reading →

A guy is on a business trip in Houston and buys a really cool pair of snakeskin boots. He can’t wait to show his new boots to his wife. Upon returning from his trip late the next evening, his wife … Continue reading →

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throat for some time and … Continue reading →

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. “No thank you.” she said politely. “This may sound rather odd in this day and … Continue reading →