Tag Archives: Marriage

Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. “You know,” said Melba, “today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don’t use the word ‘obey’ anymore.” You need proper erection function so that … Continue reading →

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married this couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven’s gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. In conversation while waiting they wonder … Continue reading →

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,” You’ve got … Continue reading →

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old man … Continue reading →

When I was 17, my mother remarried and moved to Tulsa, Oklahoma, leaving me alone to finish my senior year of high school in the little town where we lived (She was only about an hour away and I was … Continue reading →

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and … Continue reading →

I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling. “I’m better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience.” “Wonderful? How can the flu … Continue reading →

A city boy wanted to marry a country girl. She insists that he has to ask her father for her hand in marriage. So off he goes to their farm to ask her father. “I want to marry your daughter.” … Continue reading →

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. This goes on for hours. Afterwards, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up … Continue reading →

Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch. The Chinese man says, “If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I’ll kill myself.” The Italian guy says, “If I get … Continue reading →