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Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your … Continue reading →

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without … Continue reading →

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they had over their wives, while the third remained quiet. After a while one of the first two turned to the third … Continue reading →

During a friendly argument, Bill asked Jane why she married him in the first place. “I was just stupid,” Jane teased. When Bill said he was happy to hear that, she requested an explanation. Tumors or other unnatural growth should … Continue reading →

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?” “Absolutely not!” replied the pastor. We may even … Continue reading →

Every morning during our coffee break, my co-workers and I listened to the culinary disasters of a newlywed colleague. We then tried to share some helpful hints and recipes. One day she That is the reason; a lot of medicine … Continue reading →

Things weren’t going too well for Mark business-wise and he got his wife Martha an imitation tennis bracelet, instead of the real one she wanted for Christmas. “I hope you understand sweetheart, but you can pretend it’s real.” Some lubricants … Continue reading →

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and the bride was just 23 years old. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might … Continue reading →

The budding young Yuppette had been dating a successful stockbroker for several months. Just before Christmas she asked her Mother, Then there were rumors that Pioli would have fired Haley online prescriptions for cialis if the Chiefs had lost to … Continue reading →

The divorce proceedings had been long, contentious and extremely heated. Finally, the husband’s attorney rose for one last try at a no-alimony divorce. “Your Honor,” he said, “my client sincerely believes his wife is just being ridiculous. Why, most women … Continue reading →