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Burglar

“Get this.” said a guy to his friends, “Last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. “Did he get anything?” his friends asked. In the next step, the blood flow … Continue reading

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Marriage Math

I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t It does not take much besides that, which can improve the appearance of someone in such a way that more amount of blood can be stored for as … Continue reading

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Scale

A woman was watching her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, “I don’t think that is going to help.” Although most of the men … Continue reading

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Tidy Housekeeper

The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn’t bother her much until one evening when her husband called from This may be partly due to garlic’s ability to reduce inflammation and engage with pain receptors Check This Out … Continue reading

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Responsibility

While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old woman unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but didn’t miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had … Continue reading

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Marriage

It’s not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She’s not marrying the best man. They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won’t try to run her life, and he won’t try to run his, … Continue reading

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Rice Preference

The young woman really thought she’d been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage. One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, … Continue reading

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Jealousy

The guy approached a beautiful looking woman in a mall and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the mall. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” she asks. It is one of the … Continue reading

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Perspective

An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. Pregnant women are susceptible right here cheap brand levitra … Continue reading

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Bride of Frankenstein

After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein came to a stand still in their love life. Each night Frankenstein would come home from work, eat his dinner, and sit in front of the television set until … Continue reading

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