Tag Archives: Marriage

How the Human Race Began

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Ron

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race begin?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made.” Two days later the girl asked her father the same … Continue reading →

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Girl’s Night Out

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Ron

One night my girls invited me out. I promised my husband I’d be home by midnight. Hours passed and margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 AM (a bit loaded) I headed home. Just as I got in the … Continue reading →

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Logic

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Ron

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at the bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without a proper education. I think I’ll just march down to the community … Continue reading →

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Hello Marylou

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Ron

One day, as a husband was reading the Sunday paper, his wife smacked him upside the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” cried the husband. “I was doing your laundry when I found a piece of paper … Continue reading →

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Honeymoon Toast

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Ron

One of my daughter’s wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. “Get the owner’s manual!” my daughter’s husband shouted. An example of … Continue reading →

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Irish Viagra

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Ron

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied … Continue reading →

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Moving Smith

Posted on July 5, 2013 by Ron

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” Kamagra is … Continue reading →

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Who Makes the Coffee?

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Ron

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get … Continue reading →

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Would You Remarry?

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Ron

“Dear,” asked a wife. “What would you do if I died?” “Why dear, I would be extremely upset,” said the husband. “Why do you ask such a question?” “Would you remarry?” persevered the wife. “No, of course not, dear” said … Continue reading →

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Lawn Job

Posted on June 29, 2013 by Ron

Two guys were car-pooling home from work one day.  Traffic was crawling along and they were both a bit bored. The driver was looking around and suddenly pointed at two dogs having sex in someone’s front lawn.   “Look,” he … Continue reading →

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