Tag Archives: Marriage

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight.” he said. Today we are faced with stressors everywhere … Continue reading →

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” Contraindications: Kamagra Oral Jelly is contraindicated in patients taking … Continue reading →

Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. “She spent every night at the front door, waiting for you to come home,” she said. “What an … Continue reading →

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked my wife, ‘Do you … Continue reading →

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.” Fortunately, we live … Continue reading →

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send … Continue reading →

Love and Marriage: A Tale An elderly man lay dying in his bed. Nearing the final curtain, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself … Continue reading →

Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, ‘Boy was my wife mad at me last night. She went on and on and wouldn’t stop!’ The other Buddy says, ‘When my wife … Continue reading →

After four long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it’s the only type of … Continue reading →

A mild mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem. The doctor gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which he read … Continue reading →