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If You Marry

The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house … Continue reading

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Shoe Coverup

One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. Later, that night the … Continue reading

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50th Anniversary

While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days.” Eventually the conversation moved on to their … Continue reading

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Marriage Counselling

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship,” the wife explained. cheapest tadalafil Allowing the … Continue reading

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50th Wedding Anniversary

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I … Continue reading

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Water in the Carburetor

WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.” WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.” A combination of minor factors, usually viagra prescription buy in … Continue reading

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Memory Clinic

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. … Continue reading

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Cheap Rhymes With Jeep

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-Wheel drive vehicles.” Sildenafil secures the cGMP compound so it can deposit and stay viagra online … Continue reading

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A Nicer Approach

Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the … Continue reading

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Very Obedient Wife

There was a man, who had worked all his life, and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, … Continue reading

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