Tag Archives: Military

Basic Training

Posted on August 9, 2016 by Ron

Seargeant: When you are scared, what do you do? Recruit: Keep on fightin’ Seargeant: Good for you. And now they shoot off your right ear…what then? Recruit: Keep on fightn’! It forces the blood to run faster discount levitra no … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged | Comments Off on Basic Training

Just Plane Dumb

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Ron

The Ecuadorian captain had grown increasingly anxious over rumors of an impending air strike from neighboring Peru. “Pedro,” he ordered his aide-de-camp, “I want you to climb that mountain and report any signs of Peruvian military activity.” “Si, Capitano,” replied … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged | Comments Off on Just Plane Dumb

Sub School

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Ron

The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Sub School. The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged | Comments Off on Sub School

Cornbread

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Ron

On Coast Guard cutters, low-ranking crew members take turns in the galley helping the cooks. One young seaman aboard was always dropping dishes and spilling food. One day, alone in the galley, he noticed an unfrosted yellow sheet cake cooling … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged | Comments Off on Cornbread

That’s Not It

Posted on January 28, 2014 by Ron

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged | Comments Off on That’s Not It

Why do you want to join the Navy

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?” “My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.” It best viagra price also draws fluids from your eye lenses. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged , | Comments Off on Why do you want to join the Navy

A Farm Kid Joins the Marines

Posted on September 11, 2013 by Ron

Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged , | Comments Off on A Farm Kid Joins the Marines

Rules for Kicking Tail

Posted on September 4, 2013 by Ron

Dear Civilians, we know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can’t join, you can still lend a hand. Here … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged | Comments Off on Rules for Kicking Tail

A trio of old veterans

Posted on May 21, 2013 by Ron

A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. “My great grandfather, at age 13,” one declared proudly, “was a drummer boy at Shiloh.” “Mine,” boasts another, “went … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged | Comments Off on A trio of old veterans

Painting Shows it All

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Ron

At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a great realist that painter is!” he exclaimed. “What painter?” It seems that Artem can collect the figures for the rest of the body, cipla india viagra … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged | Comments Off on Painting Shows it All