Tag Archives: One-Liners

Things to Ponder

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Ron

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. What if there were no hypothetical questions? Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy … Continue reading →

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Groaners and Puns

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Ron

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.” I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. A sign on the … Continue reading →

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Confusing Thoughts

Posted on June 14, 2013 by Ron

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone … Continue reading →

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Bathroom Philosophers

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Ron

Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating life’s problems. Here are a few gems. Make love, not war. Heck, do both, get married! – Women’s restroom. Bozeman, Montana … Continue reading →

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Bumper Stickers

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Ron

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to … Continue reading →

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One-Liners

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Ron

I had someone ask for an aisle seat on the plane so This anti androgen pill acts purchase levitra in canada by inhibiting type II 5-alpha reductase, the enzyme that converts testosterone into dihydrotestosterone (DHT). Major medical organizations do not … Continue reading →

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Automobile Acronyms

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented All Un-informed Drivers Insulted All Unnecessary Devices Installed BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every … Continue reading →

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Only In America

Posted on December 18, 2012 by Ron

…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. …are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. …do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their … Continue reading →

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Political Quotes

Posted on November 27, 2012 by Ron

“I resent your insinuendoes.” “If we don’t make some changes, the status quo will remain the same.” “We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.” “I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially … Continue reading →

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One-Liners

Posted on November 19, 2012 by Ron

When your Outgo exceeds your Income, your Upkeep will be your Downfall. Even if the voices aren’t real, they have some pretty good ideas. Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. The most … Continue reading →

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