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Tag Archives: Parents
Childbirth
After learning the Lamaze method of natural childbirth, I was admitted to the delivery room with my wife. It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally announced, “I’ve got the head now; just a few more minutes.” When you … Continue reading
Babies
Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions of Ireland with no running water, no electricity, none of the creature comforts. One night, Mikes’ wife goes into labor. The local doctor is there in … Continue reading
Baggage
My dear friend, a divorcee, never remarried, and her daughter wanted to know why. “The men I know would bring too much heavy baggage to the marriage and I simply don’t want to put up with it,” she explained. We’ve … Continue reading
Hanukkah Guilt
A grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. … Continue reading
Lamaze Class
A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand – to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up … Continue reading
Grandfather
A man came walking up to the house when he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. “Grandpa, what are you doing?” he exclaimed. The old man looked off … Continue reading
Excited Father
The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news: “We had twins!” The family was so excited they immediately asked, “Who do they look like?” levitra … Continue reading
Fisherman’s Twins
A fisherman’s wife gave birth to twin boys. When the babies were side by side, they always looked in opposite directions, so they were named Forward and Away. Years later the fisherman took his sons fishing, but they didn’t return. … Continue reading
Overheard
I couldn’t help overhearing a man at a nearby pay phone. “I know it’s something you want,” he said earnestly, “but I don’t think tattoos are a good idea. Yes! The same goes for body piercing. As long as you’re … Continue reading
Toddler Miracle Diet
People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don’t get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don’t get enough variation ( the liquid diet) or you go broke (the … Continue reading