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A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: “Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor, Child … Continue reading →

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The couple was … Continue reading →

Son: Hey mom can I have $15 bucks Mom: Does it look like money grows on trees? Son: What is money made out of? Mom: Paper The process is as follows: Once again find the Device Manager from the Start … Continue reading →

My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done – if you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning. My mother taught me religion – you better pray that will come out of the … Continue reading →

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away … Continue reading →

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, … Continue reading →

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, … Continue reading →

A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s going into labor!” Disadvantages: When it order viagra australia comes to review of natural diabetes supplements, it is important to take a note that medications that are … Continue reading →

4 years of age: my Mommy can do anything! 8 years of age: my Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 years of age: my Mother doesn’t really know quite *everything.* 14 years of age: naturally, Mother doesn’t know … Continue reading →

The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back … Continue reading →