Tag Archives: Parents

Messy House

Posted on March 30, 2013 by Ron

My daughter Michelle is the commander of a Coast Guard Cutter. When she gave my husband Bob a tour of her ship, he was impressed by the neatness of all decks. However, when Bob went to Michelle’s house with her, … Continue reading →

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Who Would Know?

Posted on March 10, 2013 by Ron

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone called 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to … Continue reading →

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Refrigerator Goals

Posted on March 3, 2013 by Ron

When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work. I promptly added: … Continue reading →

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Patience

Posted on February 11, 2013 by Ron

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her “no.” The little girl immediately began … Continue reading →

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Baby Wrap

Posted on February 5, 2013 by Ron

Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants. As I was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young Asian couple turned to me and said, “You mean we should … Continue reading →

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Mother’s Wedding Dress

Posted on January 27, 2013 by Ron

A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. “Mom,” she says, “I just found out that my fiance’s mother has bought the exact same dress … Continue reading →

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College Cure

Posted on January 11, 2013 by Ron

Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other, “Your son go back to college yet?” “Two days ago.” “Mine’s a senior this year, so it’s almost over. In May, he’ll … Continue reading →

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Feeding the Baby

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Ron

A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant. His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband staring into … Continue reading →

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Penny Problems

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Ron

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he … Continue reading →

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Out of the Home

Posted on December 28, 2012 by Ron

While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking. He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we home-schooled them. With a raised eyebrow, he asked if … Continue reading →

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