Tag Archives: Parents

Four Waiting Fathers

Posted on December 10, 2012 by Ron

Four expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse comes in and tells the first man, “Congratulations, You’re the father of twins.” “What a coincidence!” the man exclaims. “I work for … Continue reading →

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Mothers

Posted on May 9, 2009 by Ron

These answers were given by elementary school age children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us … Continue reading →

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Naming the Baby

Posted on March 21, 2009 by Ron

After watching a young maternity ward patient earnestly thumb through the telephone directory for several minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help. “No thanks,” the young mother said. “I am just looking for a … Continue reading →

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