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Punch Lines

Posted on March 19, 2013 by Ron

“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.” – Gilbert Keith Chesterton “Recently, while I was on a shopping trip in Therefore, you are suggested to … Continue reading →

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A Milllion Laffs

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Ron

What do Scotsmen eat? Tart’n’pie! What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon? The full moon because it’s lighter! What town in England makes terrible sandwiches? Oldham! What would you call theft in Peking? A Chinese takeaway! What … Continue reading →

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For The Kids…

Posted on February 27, 2013 by Ron

What was King Arthur’s favorite game? Knights and crosses! Where was the Declaration of Independance signed? At the bottom! If, a man fall short viagra generika to obtain an enough erection. The world medical association has approved prescription for cialis … Continue reading →

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The way you say it

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Ron

On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: “Time stands still when I look into your eyes.” The girl was very flattered. Apart from this, regular consumption of ginseng lowers blood sugar, boosts energy level, reduces everyday stress … Continue reading →

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Signs That You Are Cheap

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Ron

1. You attend a weekly coupon club. 2. You’ve been driving on the spare tire for over three months. 3. Fast food is your idea of fine dining. 4. You spend more time counting change during a single week than … Continue reading →

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Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp

Posted on February 20, 2013 by Ron

They took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. They sent me a fax with a stamp on it. They thought a quarterback was a refund. They tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. They thought Boyz … Continue reading →

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Punch Lines

Posted on February 4, 2013 by Ron

I’d tell you another joke about a pencil. But it doesn’t have any point! Why do idiots eat biscuits? Because they’re crackers! What was the gangsters last words? Who put that violin in my violin case! Did you hear about … Continue reading →

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Bumper Sticker Funnies

Posted on February 4, 2013 by Ron

Herblock’s Law: If it’s good, they will stop making it. History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other. It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. It works better if you plug it in. He is a … Continue reading →

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Did You Ever Wonder?

Posted on January 19, 2013 by Ron

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If love is blind, why … Continue reading →

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Hanging The Lights

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Ron

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? The other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpapering. We rush to print with … Continue reading →

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