Tag Archives: Religion

Zen Master and the Hot Dog

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Ron

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.” The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, … Continue reading →

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Go Forth and Multiply

Posted on August 11, 2013 by Ron

After it was all over and Noah lowered the ramp of the ark for all the animals to leave, he told the animals “To go forth and multiply.” All the animals left except two snakes who lay quietly in the … Continue reading →

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The End is Near

Posted on August 4, 2013 by Ron

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They planned to hold up the … Continue reading →

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Punch Lines

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Ron

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Little April and the Pin

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Ron

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, … Continue reading →

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Two Words

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Ron

A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then they could only say two words. The first seven years passed and they went into a small room. His two words were “too cold”. … Continue reading →

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Sunday Service

Posted on July 9, 2013 by Ron

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. For the life of him, … Continue reading →

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Higgs Boson Church

Posted on July 4, 2013 by Ron

Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says, “We don’t allow Higgs With the increase in the morbidity rate, residents’ income levels and medical levels, the market size of China’s diabetes drugs is expected to maintain cialis best … Continue reading →

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Who Am I?

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Ron

Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we’d drop them off at our church’s children’s chapel on Sundays before the eleven o’clock service. One Sunday, just as I was about to open the door to the small chapel, the … Continue reading →

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We Are But Dust

Posted on June 29, 2013 by Ron

A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer:   “Dear Lord,” he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, “without you we are but dust…”   He would have continued, but at that … Continue reading →

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