Tag Archives: Religion

In an ancient monastery, a new monk arrived to dedicate his life to God and to join the others copying ancient records. The first thing he noticed was that they were copying by hand books that had already been copied … Continue reading →

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Well, everyone … Continue reading →

An old man from a far off land was once on the subway in New York and he sat down next to a younger man. He noticed that the young man had a strange kind of shirt collar. Having never … Continue reading →

Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything–noise, spray, cats–nothing seems to scare them away.” Since … Continue reading →

And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and said – “You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have … Continue reading →

At an Easter mass, at which some young ladies were to take their finals vows to become nuns, the presiding bishop noticed two rabbis enter the church just before the mass began. They were seated at the back of the … Continue reading →

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at her church. “Reverend,” she said,” I have a problem–my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” … Continue reading →

Christmas was finally over and the Pastor’s wife dropped into an easy chair saying, “Boy! Am I ever tried.” Her husband looked over at her and said, “I had to conduct two special services last night, three today, and give … Continue reading →