Tag Archives: Religion

A little boy was afraid of dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go … Continue reading →

A boy that was being raised in a very religious family asked his mother for a new bike. His mother said, “Son, we pray to Jesus when we want something really badly.” So the son thought that praying wouldn’t be … Continue reading →

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after … Continue reading →

Who broke down the walls of Jericho? The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?” Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!” The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny’s … Continue reading →

The Pope dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, Saint Peter shows him to his new quarters which turn out to be a tiny one bedroom apartment. The Pope is horrified and wants to know why he doesn’t … Continue reading →

One Sunday after church Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. Her daughter answered, “Don’t be scared, you’ll get your quilts.” Needless to say, Mom was perplexed. Pumps were considered complex and dangerous as it makes … Continue reading →

“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Pastor,” an embarrassed woman said after a church service, “when my husband walked out during your sermon.” “I did find it rather disconcerting,” the preacher replied. The strong paracrine properties of these smart … Continue reading →

A young boy and his doting grandmother were walking along the sea shore when a huge wave appeared out of nowhere, sweeping the child out to sea. The horrified woman fell to her knees, raised her eyes to the heavens … Continue reading →