Tag Archives: Road Trip

Directions

A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my … Continue reading

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With Class

People often joke about citizens in Eastern European countries flying with animals on the planes. When I was visiting a small country in that part of the continent I had the option to upgrade to first class. I looked at … Continue reading

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Funny Captains

In Boston our flight was delayed at the terminal for about an hour. When the plane finally taxied onto the runway the captain came on the intercom to apologize. Making light of the issue, he said, “Ladies and gentlemen, I … Continue reading

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Take Out

I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for … Continue reading

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Flight Instruction

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her … Continue reading

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Switching Seats

A young woman came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?” “Not really,” the daughter replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward … Continue reading

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Stowaway

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, … Continue reading

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In Your Dreams

A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island. As he washes ashore, he sees a women passed out in the sand. Able to perform CPR on her, he saves her life. Suddenly, he realizes that the woman … Continue reading

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Honk

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Conversation

Two strangers are sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane. One guy says to the other, “Let’s talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The other guy, who … Continue reading

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