Tag Archives: Road Trips

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room… it wasn’t there. Suddenly I realized I must have … Continue reading →

I rear ended a car this morning… I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! You should consume Zinc Rich Food like Beet, … Continue reading →

An airliner is flying across country, when the pilot comes on the PA to announce, “We have some bad news. One of the engines just failed and as a result, we will be delayed by 30 minutes.” A bit later, … Continue reading →

“Pardon me, lady”, said the man trying to get back to his seat in the darkened movie theater, “but did I step on your toes a few minutes ago?” “You certainly did!!”, said the woman in the aisle seat. You … Continue reading →

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian barmaid) takes his order, Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other … Continue reading →

The passengers on a small plane are a quite surprised when the pilots arrive. The pilots walk up the aisle, both wearing dark glasses. One has a seeing-eye dog, the other is tapping his way with a white-tipped cane. The … Continue reading →

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes out of both taps. You … Continue reading →

A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway. Glancing at the car he was astonished to see that the blond behind the wheel was knitting! Food and Drug Administration (FDA) gave the green light in 2007 to … Continue reading →