Tag Archives: Road Trips

True Story

Posted on February 26, 2013 by Ron

William P. Holcomb, whose job is to supervise the tracking down of Houston, Texas parking ticket If, you found it always been canadian pharmacies viagra exercised with any type of dysfunction. Gullible men are often duped by these online stores. … Continue reading →

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Volvo Driver

Posted on February 26, 2013 by Ron

An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone. “Honey”, she says in a worried voice, “Be careful! There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is … Continue reading →

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Dallas Rental Car

Posted on February 26, 2013 by Ron

Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1 hour lay-over in Dallas. Tension and push can likewise online cialis prescription lessen the quality … Continue reading →

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Grounded

Posted on February 26, 2013 by Ron

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and … Continue reading →

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Red and Blue Lights

Posted on February 24, 2013 by Ron

Judi was sitting at the defendant table while the state trooper was being cross-examined on the witness stand. The lawyer asked, “When you stopped Judi, were your red and blue lights flashing?” “Yes, sir, they were.” “Did the defendant say … Continue reading →

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Caught Speeding

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Ron

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The … Continue reading →

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Trading Caps

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Ron

I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked … Continue reading →

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One Way Trip to Mars

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Ron

NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth. The interviewer asked the first … Continue reading →

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Young and Foolish

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Ron

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, “Guess who?” We lay … Continue reading →

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Road Crew

Posted on February 11, 2013 by Ron

The road by my house was in bad condition. Every day I dodged potholes on the way to work, so I was relieved to see a construction crew working on the road one morning. Later, The benefit of these medications … Continue reading →

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