Tag Archives: Road Trips

Old Acquaintances

Posted on May 30, 2009 by Ron

An elderly retired couple were driving down the East coast, when they stopped in Georgia for a fuel stop. The elderly woman was very hard of hearing, and usually asked her husband to repeat everything. An elderly station attendant came … Continue reading →

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Unfair Advantage

Posted on May 30, 2009 by Ron

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with a tourist group and chartered a double-decked bus to go to London. There are only two seats left on the bottom of the bus and only one seat in the … Continue reading →

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Left Behind

Posted on May 30, 2009 by Ron

After a long, bumpy flight, our passengers were glad to finally land. They disembarked, and the other attendants and I checked for items left behind. In a seat pocket, I found a bag of homemade cookies with a note saying … Continue reading →

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Falling in Stages

Posted on April 14, 2009 by Ron

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.” … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Do That

Posted on March 21, 2009 by Ron

A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breath-analyzer tube.” The man says, “Sorry, officer, … Continue reading →

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Hijacker

Posted on March 8, 2009 by Ron

A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door burst open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a stewardess. He held a gun to the pilot’s head and … Continue reading →

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Kidnapped Man Comes Out Guns Blazin’

Posted on August 3, 2008 by Ron

CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. – 21-year-old Carl Lee Reese’s luck went from bad to worse when he carjacked a Lexus belonging to Paul Brite, 53. Brite was confronted by the gunman at a carwash and forced to climb into his own … Continue reading →

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