Tag Archives: Salesman

A guy was known among his friends to be very brief an to the point – he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a Avon knocked his door and asked to see his wife, so the … Continue reading →

When a guy’s printer type began to grow faint, he called local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned… Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him … Continue reading →

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my ass.” Then he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. … Continue reading →

I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang. ME: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. ME: Is this AT&T. AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T… ME: This is AT&T. AT&T: Yes, this … Continue reading →

A young guy from N. J. moves to Fla. He goes to a big “everything under one roof” store looking for a sales job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah. I was a … Continue reading →

If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “I’m so glad you asked, because no one these … Continue reading →

A man was looking around a small gift shop when he came across an amazingly ugly statue of a rat. As he was staring at this statue, the shopkeeper came up to him and began to speak. “Sir, I couldn’t … Continue reading →

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the smirking male clerk. “That’s fine,” replied … Continue reading →

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of … Continue reading →

Rossi was the manager of an upscale men’s wear store in a wealthy section of town and was interviewing Abe for the recently advertised salesman role. Rossi looks at Abe’s resume and notices that Abe has never worked in retail … Continue reading →