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Understanding Mathematics

Posted on September 6, 2013 by Ron

A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time … Continue reading →

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Letter of Rejection

Posted on August 9, 2013 by Ron

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Go Metric!

Posted on July 26, 2013 by Ron

Why Some Countries CAN’T Go Metric! If the metric system did ever take over, we’d have to change our thinking to the following: A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers. Put your best 0.3 of a meter forward. Psychological … Continue reading →

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Sign Seen Above a Light Switch

Posted on July 8, 2013 by Ron

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Bar and Logicians

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Ron

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Three Guys in a Bar

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Ron

Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, “Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it’s funny or not?” overnight delivery cialis Do not … Continue reading →

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Traveling Photon

Posted on July 5, 2013 by Ron

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Higgs Boson Church

Posted on July 4, 2013 by Ron

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Speeding Heisenberg

Posted on July 4, 2013 by Ron

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Marine Biologist

Posted on June 23, 2013 by Ron

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap … Continue reading →

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